Crikey. There has apparently been a new TV network started up specifically……..for dogs. Given that operating a TV is beyond most dogs I know, I suppose they intend the owners to watch. And given that the income most dogs earn is rather limited, what with their sleeping 20 hours a day, I am guessing the advertisements will be directed at humans, too. Does a TV channel that sports videos of dogs playing in a yard sound enticing to you? Here is some of what they’re offering:
Yes, they have “episodes” focused on dog relaxation! They lay around 22 hours a day! How much more relaxed do you want them?!? Comatose?!
From what I understand, dogs don’t see 2-D images very well. They don’t process visual stimuli like we do. This seems like something primarily to appeal to goofy new age humans.
Here is supposedly a “stimulating” program:
Sheesh. Boy, I can’t wait to chill out and watch 3 hours of that………..
Well, good luck with all that. Maybe it will appeal to the WASPs………
If the bow wow stuff has you discombobulated, here’s a great change of pace, a First Communion Mass offered by friend of this blog Fr. Michael Rodriguez. A whole bunch of West Texas at the start. Actually, this is a most interesting production, with many interesting camera angles. You don’t often get a glimpse of a priest with an altar cam!
Awww…..you had me at Asperges Me