Just what you always wanted: sodomy-flavored Doritos! September 17, 2015Posted by Tantumblogo in Christendom, disaster, error, foolishness, General Catholic, horror, pr stunts, rank stupidity, scandals, secularism, self-serving, sexual depravity, Society, The End.
I may have gotten that a bit wrong – maybe they’re rainbow colored. Or maybe they’re both! I have to say that sodomy flavored chips would probably go down as one of the biggest flops in history. But it might open people’s eyes to the reality of this evil.
Man, I like Doritos. My kids do, too. I don’t want to have to cross them off my list. Ugh.
It turns out you will not be confronted with these at the store. You get a bag if you donate some money to a pro-sodomy bullying campaign. Or something like that.
What I’m really concerned about, were any unicorns harmed in the production of these morally offensive Doritos? You can see they are integral to the production process:
On a more serious note, this is exactly how the Revolution operates. By hook or crook, in this case, a crooked and false judicial decision, some noxious “advance” is inflicted on the population. Then powerful elements in the culture are co-opted or voluntary enlist in the effort to push for the normalization of the radical advance. This is the consolidation phase. A little later on, once a reaction has formed, efforts to overturn the advance will be dubbed too late and labeled as far too radical and “disruptive” to merit serious consideration. You will see a good number of conservatives stating that they oppose the evil, but that it’s “settled law” now and simply must be cooperated with on that basis. So what was once unthinkable (mass divorce, contraceptive use, pornography production and distribution even to kids, government’s asserting itself into every tiny nook and cranny of individual existence, usury in the form of 25% interest credit card rates, etc) then becomes the status quo, and such a bedrock of society that it could never be changed.
Enjoy your gay doritos. How long before we see rainbow Communion wafers?